So you met this really fun guy, he´s goodlooking but not your type. But you do have a lot of fun and you don´t want that to stop. Lately he has been flirting with you because you’re hot and cute, well that happens. So what you need to do is put that guy in the friendzone. Five steps to get him there!
1. Tell him all about your ex. One of the rules of things you shouldn´t talk about when you´re into a guy is talking about your ex. Please tell this guy all about the mistakes your ex made, and since your friends, inform him about all you flaws. Don´t forget to tell him about the time that you cheated on your ex with his best friend, honesty about this subject is the key to a great friendship. And the key to a relationship without trust!
2. When you´re texting just say stuff like ´whats up dude´, never give him cozy names like ´babe´ or ´darling´. Funny things like ´monkey´ could be mistaken for flirting, so don´t go there either. Keep it in the friendzone.
3. There´s this cute guy at work, and you totally need advice from you new bff. So go ask for advice on how to handle the situation. Just don´t make it too obvious otherwise this move could be mistaken for ´making him jaelous´.
4. When you guys are hanging out show him texts ur getting from other guys, but again this could trigger him to hit on you more. So try to make it seem like u really happy with those texts. Just smile at your phone in the middle of a conversation, he’s gonna ask why are you smiling? Wait a bit and tell him “oh hihi nothing, *name cute guy* is just tasking me”. Put your shy face on while saying that.
5. Hook him up with a girl! Even better, hook him up with one of your girls. If he’s not picking up the other “go back to the friendzone signals” he will probably get it when ur hooking him up with ur bff. If not he’s a dumbass and you probably shouldn’t be friends with him anyway.
But before you put that cute-funny-guy-who-you-get-a-long-with-just-fine in te friendzone make sure that that’s what you wanna do. Friendships are a good base for a relationship, so you might wanna consider dating him anyway…
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